One Liners
This page is dedicated to the confessions or secrets submitted by those who didn’t have a story to share but had an equally interesting thoughts/deeds.
| Location | My Secrets |
|---|---|
| Illinois | I am a girl and I cum way to much. Is there something wrong with me? Do i need help? |
| Ohio | My boyfriend told me I should douche because I'm 'not as fresh as i was before.'. Well that's funny, he didn't seem to mind today when we were fucking. |
| Ohio | The thought of my boyfriend coming in me turns me on. |
| New York | I just taped my wife masturbating in the shower. I was shocked at what I saw. |
| Kentucky | I really want my girlfriend to masturbate in front of me, but i know she would never, so i dont ask. |
| Edmonton | My wife is cheating on me and I don't know what to do. |
| New York | My sister is a year older than me and I peeked at her lots of times when she was having shower or getting changed until she was about 22. |
| Edmonton | I have been sleeping with my best friend for 10 years, I got married last week and when he came to my hotel we had sex just after I got married. |
| Calgary | Showing my boobs on chatroulette turns me on. |
| Prince George | My fantasy is that I'm the only male in a room with 100 naked women in. They each have a condom and they all get an hour each to do what they want with me. |
| Ontario | My mom gave me a blowjob. |
| Prince George | I can't believe so many people in PG are so sex crazed. Any stranger i see on the street could be these people. |
| Calgary | Im a 30 year married woman and every time I see my gardener I fantasize of us having sex. |
| Prince George | When I read these confessions about people cheating on their significant other, I wonder how many of my significant others have done things like that to me. |
| Prince George | beastiality turns me on … |
| Terrace | My girlfriend is a skinny girl but deepdown I wish she was curvy. |
| Fort St. John | I am married but am having sex with my secretary in my office almost every weekdays. |
| Fort St. John | I have cried myself to sleep almost every night, for years. |
| Quesnel | My best friend's brother just told me he he loves me but I love his sister and his sister is in love with me too! |
| Dundas | I am a married man who has a very unfullfiling sex life at home. I work with a women who has the same issue at home. We are both dancing around the issue but I think we may be sleeping together soon. |
| Prince George | My boyfriend isn't sexually attracted to me so I don't even bother shaving anymore. |
| Vancouver | I'm 18 and I never been in love until now. But the problem is that I'm in love with my best friend, and we're both male. I'm so confused and it's so good to finally share this with everyone because this has been killing me. |
| Edmonton | I have cried myself to sleep almost every night, for years. I am just depressed all the time. |
| Ontario | I am 21 years old, I keep hearing everyone talk about getting the "feeling" when they meet "THE ONE". I got that feeling. But I regret I got it when I met a guy who doesn't care for me at all. I will always have a place in my heart for him, no matter who I end up with |
| Prince George | I slept with one of my friend's boyfriend, twice when they were together and once after they broke up. She confronted me about it, I lied. I am not sorry! |
| Quesnel | I hate my life. I could have been so much more! Sometimes I dread getting up in the morning. Occasionally I hate being married or having kids, I hate living here, but I really just hate my life. |
| Mackenzie | I lie. I'm not really sure why I do. I seem to have no problem doing it. I lie to strangers in particular - about my job, my hobbies, who I actually am. |
| Vancouver | I still love the girl I broke up with and sometimes I want to kill myself. |
| London | I think about him everyday and I hate it! He's my sister's ex-boyfriend and I'm too shy and scared to tell him how I feel. It's so hard to have feelings for somebody. |
| Coquitlam | My new coworker Sarah is a complete bitch. She has sucked up to everyone and has convinced them she actually knows what she is doing. I think she is trying to sleep her way to the top. |
| Regina | I want to give a man a blowjob to see what it is like. |
| Prince Albert | My friends and family don't know that I didn't get my college degree. I failed 2 classes. |
| Prince George | I love my boyfriend every day more and more. I have never told him that because I am too busy goofing off or pretending to be mad at him. I really love you J. |
| Quesnel | I hate you for fucking me and saying immediatly after that we shouldn't have, and that you liked someone else. |
| Cloverdale | I want you to be happy, but right now, I wish you were dead for cheating on me Crystal. |
| Saskatoon | My boyfriend is an Escort. |
| Vancouver | I don't know why I hate my mom being gay when I'm bi-sexual myself. |
| Quesnel | I love another man but we both are married to others. He doesn't know I love him! |
| Prince George | I am gong to have sex for money. |
| Windsor | I pretend I am an escort on Plenty of Fish and guys fall for it. They send me money and gifts! |
| Prince George | I am 21 year old girl going to College of New Caledonia and I fart in the class. |
| Vancouver | I am a female model in Vancouver and I pick my nose. |
| Quesnel | I love fat chicks. |
| Cloverdale | I am 21, living in Cloverdale and never had a boyfriend. I am sleeping around with many guys though. Even the married ones. |
| Winnipeg | I cheated on my husband. It was the worst mistake I have ever made in my life. I haven't told him yet, and I don't know if I am going to. |
| Vancouver | I am sick and tired of hearing people say "get over it" or the "feeling sorry for yourself" line of bull. Maybe it's not their fault life is kicking them in the crotch while they're down. |
| Nanaimo | I always fall for the one person who can't love me back. |
| Parksville | I'm a seventeen year old girl, and i LOVE women!:) |
| Duncan | I want to know what prompted this warning label on our stroller!! "Remove child before folding and storing." SERIOUSLY?? |
| Wellington | I want to lose my virginity to an escort! |
| Burnaby | I want to sleep with my mom's new boyfriend! |
| Dawson Creek | I drink at work. |
| Prince George | I cannot stand my neighbors or their children. |
| Surrey | I'm 15 and I'm 6 weeks pregnant and I don't know how to tell my parents. |
| Wellington | my boyfriend doesn't know that im a bisexual. I am thinking of surprising him on his birthday with another girlfriend of mine! |
| Prince George | I am in love with my frist cousin! |
| Ontario | I can not be trusted around school computers. |
| Quesnel | I love my cat more than I love my boyfriend. Thats why we broke up! Can't believe it. |
| Saskatoon | I had sex with my best friend's girlfriend on his boat while he went to buy her an engagement ring. |
| Calgary | I'm 18 year old male and in lust with a 38 year old woman whom I've been talking to for awhile on the internet and have made plans to get together she has 3 kids. One of them is 19 years old. |
| Toronto | UPS Uniforms turn me on. |
| Prince George | I'm sleeping with my business associate because he's better at it than my husband. |
| Ontario | I'm a 32 year old married woman. When I met my husband five years ago I was working in a message parlor wearing a binki. I had sex at least 3 times a day with different guys, made tons of money and quit after I got married. My husband still doesn't know. |
| Coquitlam | secretly lust after my half-brother. I love him, and I can't get him off of my mind even though he is younger than me. |
| Smithers | I am 17 yrs old and desperate to loose my virginity and I'm trying to find someone so bad. |
| Williams Lake | I had sex with a guy who is 20 years younger than me. |
| Regina | I'm Asian and recently married to a beautiful Asiam woman, but I keep thinking about having sex with a woman outside of my race. I have never had sex with a white/black/latina woman. Plus I don't think my fantasy of having a threesome will ever happen. |
| Don Mills | I had sex with a vacuum cleaner once. |
| Kelowna | I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years. One day, this guy that's been texting me came over to watch a movie. We ended up having sex... I did it to see if I really love my boyfriend and came to the conclusion I do, and he's all I want and need. |
| Quesnel | I had sex in Wal-mart, while working! |
| Vancouver | I've been having sex with a co-worker for about six months, the bad thing is her hubby is my coworker. |
| Burnaby | I am lusting after a good friend whose marriage is in trouble. I am counting the days he would be single again. I am trying to be a good friend and help him, but I want him so bad I could scream! |
| Woodstock | I will randomly listen to dirty songs in school, then masterbate in the restroom. |
| Kingston | I live with my boyfriend but I recently met a guy who is HOT. I've thought about sneaking away and having sex with the other guy, but I haven't figured out how to do it without getting caught. |
| 100 Mile House | I'm so totally in love with this guy friend. He has no clue as to how i feel. We have amazing sex, and I love to laugh with him and feel so safe in his arms. |
| Windsor | I have pictures of the V.P. of the company I work for giving me oral sex in her office before I got hired. |
| Prince George | I am in love with my best friend and when having sex with my boyfriend I picture my best friend and I. |