A few weeks ago, my friend really wanted to hook up with any girl because he hadn’t had sex in a while. A psychotic girl in our school had been texting him, and he decided to pick her up in the middle of the night. He was embarrassed that someone could find out. So he made her promise not to tell anyone. I waited in the trunk the whole time, so I could pop out at the last minute. He convinced her to let him ejaculate onto her breasts. After he was done, I farted really loudly, and my friend had to pretend it was him. I never ended up popping out.