A few weeks ago, my friend really wanted to hook up with any girl because he hadn’t had sex in a while. A psychotic girl in our school had been texting him, and he decided to pick her up in the middle of the night. He was embarrassed that someone could find out. So he made her promise not to tell anyone. I waited in the trunk the whole time, so I could pop out at the last minute. He convinced her to let him ejaculate onto her breasts. After he was done, I farted really loudly, and my friend had to pretend it was him. I never ended up popping out.

For the last several months I have been having an affair with someone who works at my church. It started out as just some kissing and fooling around. But before long we were having sex in the class rooms, choir room, just about everywhere except the sanctuary. This woman is a friend of the family and we have socialized together. Our kids play together, have sleepovers at each others house. It’s been all about the sex for me. Especially the sneak around in church sex. It can take a bad act and make it totally nasty. I find it has a forbidden fruit effect.

She had told me several times that it was all about the sex for her too. I believed her because she is one hot blooded, ready to suck/fuck at the drop of a dime woman. Her husband has been sick for the last few years and unable or unwilling to take care of her sexual needs. She had some serious passion built up.

My wife calls me today and tells me she had lunch with our friend and that she and her husband are getting a divorce. She wants to know if things get ugly can she and her kids live in our house for a couple of weeks until she can find a place of her own.

I told her “that is not a problem”.

I may regret this.

Here is a dirty little secret that we heard …

Ryan was caught fucking his girlfriend “Melissa” friend “Joan” in a bedroom in his basement. His girlfriend Melissa walked in and turned on the light to see her boyfriend naked– thrusting his cock into her friend and talking dirty to her.

After getting caught, he quickly pulled out and sat on the bed naked with his head down while Melissa was horrified and verbally shamed them both. At least his girlfriend Melissa had enough class to leave the room. Regret should have kicked in at that point …

The worst part is that after she left, Ryan hopped back on Jane and started fucking her again. Melissa came right back in and could not believe he fucked her a second time.

The cheater boyfriend Ryan fucked Joan by his own choice and they had planned it early in the evening and waited for Melissa to go to bed so Ryan could sneak downstairs to fuck all night.

My new boyfriend told me about this … and its a dirty secret that cheaters want kept in their closets. Many people would be disappointed and disgusted to find out that people are not actually the good persons they want you to think they are.

Doesn’t it suck getting blue balls in the middle of a fuck and not getting to cum in a nasty old cunt. Hope all got tested after dipping into that stink hole.

At the university I found an email address on a ladies bathroom stall wall. I emailed it without expecting any response but to my surprise, I got replies. And a couple of emails later we were set to meet in a private bathroom at the library upstairs. He was a young international student. He jerked me a bit under the stall just as we talked of doing before we decided to go to his place.

He couldn’t speak English that well but soon I had him naked and was fingering his ass and used a butt plug. The oddest thing was that he wanted to use little bit of sriracha sauce with KY because it was spicy. He filled a syringe with it and injected it up his butt. Before you know it, I was fucking his ass with the toothpaste covering the condom. Weird but I did shoot on his face several minutes later. We met a few more times after that and did some other bizarre kinky things.