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Hilarious Bathroom Sex Encounter

One night when my boyfriend was tripping on mushrooms, we were sitting around listening to music and doing a lot of nothing. Well, actually, I was bored out of my mind, but he seemed perfectly content. After watching him laugh, stare and get stuck in numerous trances from the music of course, I decided to go in the bathroom and curl my hair, or do something girly, maybe give myself a pedicure. I went in and got out my little box of goodies and started brushing my hair and looking in the mirror, pondering what I felt like doing.

Now, I must give you a picture of the way our bathroom is designed in order for you to see the comedy in my bathroom sex story.  First, there is no bathroom door, just a curtain we hang in the doorway, and secondly, the bathroom light switch is on the outside wall, not in the bathroom. So, anyway, one minute I am minding my own business and the next minute I am standing in total darkness!

My boyfriend had switched the light off from the outside! I yelled out, “Hey stop playing, turn the light back on!” Next thing I know he is walking into the bathroom carrying what looked like a glowing spiral fluorescent light bulb. I could see nothing but that stupid light bulb so I asked “What are you doing?” However, before the words actually came out of my mouth I realized what I was looking at.

That was no light bulb! It was his erect penis dressed in a glow-in-the-dark condom! I gasped and then started laughing and said “You are so silly!” We both laughed for a minute and then the next thing you know we were naked on the bathroom floor! I must admit the bathroom sex was surprisingly good and the laugh I got out of realizing I was staring and my boyfriends glowing penis was pretty priceless, an event I will not forget anytime soon!

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