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I work at a circus!

My job is a circus show. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with and where I work. I work for a car sales company in Prince George.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. She is our administrative assistant. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, maybe too hot for our work, but damn is she completely useless. She is not only useless to me but to the entire organization. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is a flirt and she flirts with everyone. There is a rumor that she is sleeping with the boss who is married! She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. I really wonder how she got the job. She really doesnt have to follow the dress code, but yet everyone else has to follow the dress code. She does not have to be on time in the morning, but everyone else loses money if they are late! Does it really make any sense? Are we really that shallow and stupid to not see whats happening?

The next chick is completely the opposite. I dont think she is the smartest person on the planet but she might be very close. Her career opportunities are endless but I dont know why she is stuck with us. Maybe because she thinks she has no future anywhere else. She is negative on a scale of 1 to 10 – look wise. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. Literally she is gross but she is the glue to our company.

But the cream of the crop has got to be this guy who is stoned the entire time he is at work. He is more than just your average crack head. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He is only 22 but dresses like a rock star from 1960’s. Also, he is constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, day.
If its not a circus I don’t know what it is! I wish the first one and the last one would get fired! I also wish middle one gets a shower!

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